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As If They Were Actually There With Me!
Share my unique and interesting life's story with me.
Be there with me, a suburban baby-boomer, as we explore life together in various cultures. Throughout my life's time, many, many people told to me the same thing, that I was destined to be a writer. In the year of about 1999, I was told by Amy Acker that I was destined to be a writer.
I asked of her, whereof should I write? She said that I should write of my adventures.
Thus, in the year, 2001, I wrote, " My Adventures." You will rollick with me,
...and you will contemplate with me
...as we experience the buffets of temptation while hoping to serve our Maker.
YOU WILL GET ASTROLOGICAL INSTRUCTION...
...between the narrative sections. It is in a separate section, clearly marked, so you can take it or skip over it, YOUR CHOICE!
FOR YOU HERE ARE QUOTATIONS FROM "MY ADVENTURES" 1) MY FAMILY IN HISTORY
"My Mom's people came from the Isle of Jersey, and included Carterets, who were cousins of the family who received the grant for New Jersey.
One of my Mom's people, a Goff, was on the jury that had condemned King Charles, who was also her ancestor. These were Her Dad's people, who eventually settled in Grey, Maine, and some of whom made clipper ships."
2) S-XUAL INTERCOURSE
"Here is the way in which I first came to practice s-xual fantasy. When I was moved `upward' from `elementary' school, which is the same as `primary' school, to `junior high school', which is the same as `middle school', the whole scene changed, as it always does.
Now there was a Canaanite boy by the name of House, and if you are a student of the misfortunes of our people at the hands of the Canaanites, you will recognize that name.
This boy made certain to sit close to my seat, and to work incessantly at directing my mind toward s-xual thoughts.
At the time, I had not yet reached puberty, although most of my age-mates had done so. There was a girl named Marianne W., who was swarthy, and as slender as a snake, and whe knew how to move her body effectively.
Because she was verily slender, it made her t-ts to appear verily large."
"There was a pornographic magazine which was the first one to have succeeded in being accepted massively by our people.
This magazine had succeeded in giving to itself a reputation as a `philosophical' pornographic magazine, and, along with that reputation, a warpedly `respectable' aura."
After the failure to be satisfied in our second fornicatory experience, I didn't want her any more. Do you see how ironic this is? Before f-cking, I was perfectly content with none. But afterward, I had to have more."
3) MY UNIQUE EXPERIENCES WITH MOTHER MARY
ANOTHER MARY - There was a verily attractive Mary in my same age's group when I was in the 9th grade. She was verily forward, and also verily popular.
One time she was brazenly friendly toward me, and for months after that I would cherish the image of her form in my fantasies, and say `Hi, Mary' to her in the hallways and cafeteria of the school." |
